19 reasons why you should be happy that you are not a parent

Tick-like, bunch-like!

1. You do not have to first share your favorite delicious, for example, peanut butter, and then watch as it is ruthlessly smeared on the floor.

2. You do not face such "floppy".

3. ... or these. NO.

4. Unlike parents, ONLY YOU make a decision when and how to decorate the walls.

5. Well, or the whole room.

6. You can sleep ALL EVERY night, without jumping from child's crying.

7. You do not have to worry about gadgets.

8. You are infinitely lucky to enjoy Disney's cartoons.

9. Rejoice that you are not surrounded by "food nesues".

10. You will be avoided by the litter of the toilet bowl.

11. ... and at the same time and the shell.

12. If you are not a parent, then no one will write to you. Most likely.

13. This will happen to you only in a nightmare.

14. Nobody and nothing stands between you and the parcel with Amazon.

15. You should not face this kind of lawlessness.

16. This is not your sofa.

17. No one distracts you from watching TV.

18. Your cosmetics are always intact and safe in the casket, not on someone's face.

19. You do not have to attend the "penalty" of the perfect cake.

And, if you still want to thrill, go visit friends who have children, and remember, the main thing is to leave in time!