One day in the life of a Renaissance baby

Poor things!

6-00: You wake up with a goat's ass on your face.

8-00: It's time to have a small pear-a typical Renaissance meal for the children.

After a meal, you need to take a nap on a round, like a ball, the mother's breast.

10-00: Bathing procedures and circumcision follow the rest.

Well, why not? ¯ \ _ (ツ) _ / ¯

11-00: Art lesson.

And after that you can talk a little about life.

"Do not be shy, touch my press bolder."

12-30: That's what I think about your conversations.

"Oops ..."

13-00: Time for lunch.

The main thing is not to forget to share food with your sister ... or your brother ... or whatever you have this child at the bottom of the picture.

Gorged on.

The ideal organization ...

14-00: Now you can have some fun with your family.

(Hell, I do not understand why Greg constantly brings this bird to family gatherings ???)

And when communication with relatives becomes too intrusive, you can leave to be alone with yourself.

(Damn Greg, with your damn bird!)

But when you are alone, can you grab an eagle? Hawk? Oryastreb?

And the most insulting thing is that the "Oryastreb" drops you in the desert.

But do not worry, the lady with the cow will certainly find you. Even if you're the size of a grain of sand.

15-30: At last I returned to my mother's arms. You rejoice at this.

"It's all right, Mom, I'm not hurt."

16-00: Right off the bat. More precisely from traveling to music lesson.

And after a light ... snack.

Yummy.

And a little healthy sleep.

And after - funny games with friends.

This hangout.

19-00: You did not have time to come to your senses, and it's already time for dinner.

It's time to listen to fairy tales for the night.

And plunge into a deep ugly dream.

Good night, baby, sleep sweet!