Hike in a supermarket without a child was on the senses comparable to the week of rest on the coast? How else can I find a minute for myself? Read and remember!
1. Who gets up early ...
Ah, these precious seven and a half minutes before you hear the trampling of the little legs that run into the kitchen, and the child's voice demanding your breakfast here and now! Enjoy them in full ...
2. Full tank!
Those 90 seconds, while you refuel, you are out of the car, and your children - on the contrary, are locked inside. So breathe in full! Although, better breathe out (after all, you're at the gas station) - and your problems seem to you not so serious.
3. Quiet! I'm calling the bank
In 98 cases out of 100 children it is known that if the mother calls the bank, the mother should be left alone. So dial the number and enjoy the music of the answering machine (you can call and not to the bank, who will check?).
4. In the queue!
Any turn (while children are at home with someone else) is a great way to relax from home comfort. Relax and do not deny yourself anything! But listening to the music that bursts from the neighbor's headphones one at a time, be careful not to break into rhythmic motion-sickening movements: from the outside it looks rather strange.
5. Bayu-bye
The moment when the baby is falling asleep sweetly can only be compared to staying on the white beaches of Phuket, when affectionate turquoise waves tickle your heels, and the rustle of palm trees muffles the thoughts of feedings and diapers! But look, do not find yourself and at this moment in the arms of Morpheus, otherwise the time that you planned to spend on yourself, so in them and spend.
6. Those 6 minutes while your child is busy with a new toy
Before the child discards the toy and again requires your attention, you have several priceless moments of freedom! Be creative, not only new but well-forgotten old toys can be used!
7. A new series of beloved cartoon ...
... and so the next half an hour you can imagine yourself as much as you want over a cup of coffee in a Parisian cafe! Play in large: it is possible that you even have time to read several pages of your favorite book.
8. Room for thought
In the classical situation, as soon as a toilet latch flips behind you, a child's voice on the other side of the door begins to demand to eat, drink, write and a new toy that the child just saw in advertising (or the oratorio that corresponds to the massive Martian attack sounds). But if suddenly this does not happen - this is your time and only yours, relax and enjoy, no matter how wildly in this context it does not sound.
9. Mother! I pooped!
The time when the child sits "on the pot" is a great opportunity to do his own business, to the cries of a cry: "Mom / Dad! I'm done! ".
10. Hike to the supermarket - WITHOUT children!
As the experienced, imposing walk along the shelves with the goods without the constants say "Put! Do not touch! "On the degree of relaxation is comparable to the day of stay in the spa. Relax to the fullest - do not refuse tastings and free samples of goods, it's your time!
11. When your child is hiding somewhere with your gadget
He or she plays on your iPad in excess of the set bonus minutes for good behavior ... Do not waste time! Enjoy the silence (look, do not fall asleep!).
12. When the children are going to bed
If by this time you have not accumulated a lot of things that were not done during the day, well, you are a happy man! The hour has come: do whatever you want, any crazy antics are welcome - just do it quietly, better soundlessly, and not be absent from the house (you can, for example, finally take a shower). Forces to you, dear parents!