Cinderella, hold my hair, please!
1. The third shot after the beginning of the party - the evening promises to be uneaten.
2. You also stare at your reflection in the mirror, enjoying how perfectly your image is today.
3. When guards do not let you into the party, because your friend is too thoroughly "prepared" for the event ...
4. That's how you look with your closest girlfriend when you choose and evaluate your victim for this evening.
5. And so look the young ladies who are building guys eyes, counting on a free cocktail.
6. When you get up for the first time after sitting for a long time, and realize that you have drunk a lot after all.
7. The most charming guy in the club drew attention to you, but the boyfriend is waiting for you at home ...
8. Take a closer look, this is how the girls look like, who suddenly realized during the next incendiary dance that the evening was a success, and the next glass of alcohol would be superfluous.
9. When the bartender says that your card is not enough money.
10. When you try to shoot with your eyes, but nobody tries to pay attention to these attempts ((
11. When you try to pretend that you are sober, like a glass.
12. When you look at your reflection in the mirror in the toilet of the club and realize that there is no turning back, and to make any attempts to remedy the situation too late.
13. When you defend your "booty", because you saw her first.
14. When you leave the toilet and see that the girlfriend cute talks to someone absolutely unpleasant to you, and you have no idea how to save the situation.
15. When she shook her hair so hard that the world around started spinning.
16. When you try to reassure the drunk tequila girlfriend, who began to remember her former ones.
17. When friends order another shot, but you already have enough, but you still have to drink.
18. When she announced to her friends that she could not imagine her life without them and was preparing to rush to everyone's arms.
19. When you hold your girlfriend's hair in the toilet while she's sick.
20. When you turn around and see how a friend leaves the party together with the guy with whom they spent the whole evening building each other's eyes.
21. When I want to go home as soon as possible, but there is no free car in the taxi.
22. When it almost reached McDonald's for a cheeseburger, which after so many shots is especially good, and it is closed without any explanation.
23. When you stick out in the taxi window on the way home, so you do not get sick straight out of the car.
24. When I came home after n-twenty cocktails, terribly want something tasty, and in the fridge - just a smelly apple.
25. When she finally took off her heels and you can fully wiggle all your fingers.
26. When you try to fall asleep, but your head and everything is going around.
27. Well, and finally, many girls look like this in the morning, looking into the wallet and realizing how much money they have squandered in the bar ...
This is the biggest disappointment.