I'm always on time. Well ... sometimes even hard in advance.
1. You come to the cinema so early that the hall is almost empty.
And sometimes even the previous session did not even end.
2. You have to struggle with the temptation to endlessly scribble messages to friends when you come ahead of time.
"Where are you?"
3. In the end, you begin to lie to your chronically non-punctual friends about time, so that they eventually come on time.
"Yes, the table is reserved for 8."
Although generally at 8:30, but you know what time they actually come.
4. You come to the interview 45 minutes earlier and just sit in the car, because you do not want to appear so early.
"I'll just wait here for a while."
5. You constantly call the work to say that you are late, but in the end, come before.
You: I seem to be 10 minutes late.
Your boss: It's okay, the main thing is to get safe and sound!
You enter 10 minutes earlier.
Your boss: Wait, are you kind of late?
You: Well, I came in 10 minutes earlier instead of 15. So, formally, I was late.
6. You are annoyed by people who are gathering for a long time. Because of them, you can be late.
"You said that you'll be ready in 5 minutes. 15 minutes ago."
7. And nothing will make you more nervous than the always late second half.
But non-punctual does not mean unloved))
8. When you come to the restaurant before everyone else, sit and pretend that you correspond.
Waiter: Are you sure you need a table for five?
You: Yes, my friends are coming now.
(And I will pretend to write messages so that no one thinks that I'm here all alone).
9. When you wait for someone, every minute lasts forever.
I waited for you 7 years!
Even if there were only three.
10. And then you lie to friends, answering the question "have you been waiting long?"
"No, just a couple of minutes." After checking the contact, facebook, instagram, mail, twitter and classmates for the last half hour. "
11. You deliberately put time on all your hours ahead to be sure that you are doing everything without delay.
But the work begins at 9:30.
12. Sometimes you even irritate people by telling them that you are already going, because they are not ready yet.
"But I have not waited for 45 more minutes!"
13. You immediately find a common language with people like you.
We became best friends?
Yes!
14. Because you are ALWAYS on time, this makes people around punctual.
15. You are obsessed with checking maps and traffic to make sure that you are not late.
To be late is always awful.
16. Sometimes you come so early that you go for a walk around the neighborhood. And when you come back it seems like you just came.
And it does not matter that you went four times before.
17. In nightmares you dream that you are not somewhere in time.
18. You keep telling yourself: "If they do not appear at this time, I'll leave." But never go away.
I'm sick of!
19. There are several people you call to pass the waiting time.
"Hello, Mom."
"No, nothing happened, I just called to chat while I wait."
20. You feel terrible when you come exactly at the appointed time, because it means that you are almost late.
21. And you panic when in fact you are late.
Better late than never - clearly not your motto.
22. You live by chanting the mantra "if you came in time, it's like it was late."
Because if you came 15 minutes earlier, then you're on time. If you came on time, consider that it was too late. If you're really late, kill the wall!
I am late!