Puppies> children.
1. The puppy's puppy sound sounds much more pleasant than a child's crying.
2. You can search for a puppy for hours. To keep a child at least five minutes is already torture.
Toddlers seem so fragile. Keeping a crumb on his hands, only you think about how not to injure him.
3. To nurse a child is unbearable. It is quite another thing to spend your free time with a four-legged friend (even if he is too active and not too well-bred).
4. To see a nice dog on the street is much more interesting to you than a child (including your relative).
5. You tried to change your mind, showing a mountain of "charming" children's pictures.
6. Photos of the children of your relatives and friends do not cause you such enthusiasm, as the pictures with their dogs.
Wow. Another nasty baby.
7. It's hard for you to understand why dogs are not allowed to go where children can go without problems.
8. People who pile hundreds of children's photos in social networks, besyat you. Not that all these numerous subscriptions to canine accounts.
9. Spoiled children are nasty. A spoiled doggie - charming.
10. Talking to young children seems ridiculous to you. But with dogs you can chat for hours on end.
11. You have a huge list of nicknames that you would like to give to your pet. But the questions about how you would call your child are being puzzled.
12. Dogs that live in families with small children, cause sympathy.
Everything is fine. I'm with you and ready to completely compensate for your lack of attention;)
13. It will not be difficult for you to deviate from the planned route in order to compliment the famous dog of a stranger. But for the sake of the child, you will not go to such sacrifices for anything in life.
14. When you can not do without a compliment without a compliment, you are nervous and feel uncomfortable.
Your baby, um, is charming ... too ... it seems to me ...
15. You treat your dog much better than a human child, and do not be ashamed of it at all.
My dogs have their own pages on Facebook, because they just need them.
16. You feel that your boundless love for dogs is better kept secret.
ESPECIALLY from friends with children.
17. You would like puppies to always remain small. But not children. Let them grow and quickly.
18. You have irrefutable evidence of how useless the babies are compared to dogs.
Google queries: "The dog saves the child" - 653000 results; "The child saves the dog" - 9 results.
19. Are you a bit disappointed because you expected to see more dogs in the article?
Sorry! This is just for you!