The best thing you can do after waking up is to fall asleep again.
1. Every night, you calculate the time to which you can sleep, and ponder all that you need to do in the morning.
If now I go to bed, then I can sleep until 7:15, I will gather in 15 minutes and already at 8 I will be at work.
2. You start several alarm clocks in a row with an interval every ten minutes, so as not to wake up in the morning.
3. And these wonderful moments between the ringing alarms - the best sleep for all night.
Get up, honey!
Wake up!
Did you hear me ?!
Do you think I'm kidding with you?
Congratulations, you slept again!
4. Almost always, you ignore the first two alarms, because they warn you that soon you will need to get up. But not now. No. Five more minutes.
5. And every time, falling asleep in this tiny interval between the alarm clocks, you see the same beautiful dream where you have already risen, washed, dressed and are completely ready to leave the house. And then you wake up real and realize that all the morning gatherings are just for you. Disappointment.
Wake up, it's just a bad dream.
6. Along with the bell of the last alarm clock, you panic, because now you definitely will have to get out of bed.
Damn this alarm clock!
7. You are always ashamed for waking up all the most important events.
What is the year now?
8. You also resort to extreme methods of awakening. For example, start an alarm clock on various electronic devices or ask someone to become your personal live alarm clock. Well, if, of course, he is not afraid for his life.
Wake up, darling!
To wake one sleeping beauty, a whole crowd of people is required.
9. You and the sun have a personal dislike for each other. In any case, you have to it for sure.
I hate sunlight.
Such, you know, a natural alarm clock.
10. And, of course, for some completely inexplicable reason, the sun's rays always hit right into your eyes.
No matter how you lay down, no matter how you turn, no matter how you hide. They will find you.
11. Lawnmowers who dare to do their work at the same time that you are sleeping do not suffer as much as the sun's rays.
That your gasoline is over! To break your stupid lawn mower!
12. You have the super ability to control your bladder and endure to the last.
Oh! I'm still sleeping!
The moment when I want terribly to the toilet, but I do not want to get out of the warm bed even more.
And do not lie that did not think about buying a night pot.
13. You are happy to miss the morning shower or breakfast, just to sleep a little longer.
Every second counts.
14. Meanwhile, when you just opened your eyes and when you finally got out of bed, you spend fifteen or twenty minutes checking the news feeds of all social networks, including Instagram and Twitter.
And another fifteen minutes after that you check the messages on all mailboxes, updates in the phone and stuff.
15. Every morning you face a difficult choice: can not you go to work or study today, but just sleep through all this wonderful laziness in the crib?
16. Then you convulsively count all those days that you have already missed the type of "by illness" and think whether it is possible to skip another one in this case.
No one ever thinks of anything as thoroughly as you do the next day of absenteeism.
17. You are terribly annoyed by the fact that from a warm bed you will still have to get out sooner or later in this big and evil world and do all these stupid things.
Even when you are finally determined to get up.
18. But often you just lie and think about what you will wear today.
Anything, just as long as possible to get out of bed.
19. And, when you still manage to get yourself out of bed with incredible efforts, you feel like a zombie.
Still dead zombies.
20. And every morning you promise yourself that as soon as you return home, immediately go to bed.
But you never do.
21. At the end of a difficult day, you come home, lie down in a warm, soft bed and promise yourself that you will never leave this delightful place again.
I will never leave this bed again!
Here it is - real love!
22. However, deep down you realize that you have to get up early in the morning, go somewhere, do something.
Wake up every morning - it's so hard.