If at least in one of the below listed items you have learned yourself, humble yourself ... This means that you are a lifelong slave to an ungrateful monster!
1. You have already forgotten when the last time you worked normally at the computer. All that you have to contemplate is your KOTE sitting on the clave.
2. You could not imagine that your cat's requirements will grow from year to year.
3. Your shower is no longer yours ...
4. ... and a toilet too.
5. Even the dog understands who is the master of the house.
6. This blatant muzzle allows itself to interrupt your workflow, simply because "tired of looking at the concentrated face."
7. All your attempts to be amiable peremptorily deviate.
Unacceptable
8. You are tired of knocking at the closed door - the monster is convinced that he can sit anywhere.
9. You stroke him until he wants it.
10. All your clothes are wrong ... It is correct only when completely covered with cat hair.
11. Your hair is a toy in its paws.
12. You realize that hide and seek is not such a fun game:
The inscription on the leaflet: Well, why so panic? After all, I just slept all day under the couch ...
Near the announcement of the loss of the cat.
13. The daily morning ritual is one complete insult to you.
Every morning I wake up my master until he feeds me ... Meow!
14. At times, you are starving, as the "collector of a lunch tribute" does not miss the opportunity to regale instead of you.
15. You do not tolerate disrespect: use of some things for other purposes, for example, hot popcorn is a great way to warm your nose ...
16. ... and these complaints. STANDING complaints.
17. ... or the feeling that you are being watched all the time, evaluated and even laugh. So the inferiority complex does not last long ...
18. You fall into disgrace, if you hint at least that you are tired of "his koteyshestva."
19. Your life turns into an endless degrading stream.
I pissed on a hamster ...