For you, going to a party is a real nightmare? The whole day to hold negotiations is the most terrible thing you can imagine? It's still flowers. Here is evidence that you are not an extrovert.
1. All that you talk about after a couple of drunk glasses of wine is: "I hate people."
I hate you all
2. You adore when someone tells you that he will not be able to meet you today.
Regular cancellation of the planned is a real drug.
3. You will always find something to do in four walls.
4. Often, in your address you hear: "What are you thinking about?" And do you know why people ask this? Yes, because you did not utter a word for the whole day.
5. New acquaintance? Oh, do not. I have enough friends already.
"I do not need another friend."
"I've got two of them."
6. If someone organized an unexpected party for you, then you react to it exactly like this:
I do not think I'll ever forgive you for this.
7. When you need to get something out of the refrigerator, and at this time in your kitchen sits your neighbor with a friend (or parents with guests), you behave like this:
8. That's how you look when your friends leave you literally for a few minutes alone with their acquaintances, whom you practically do not know, and you have to maintain a secular conversation.
9. And when you arrive at the party, you are so "cheerful" that you are ready now to take and go home.
10. But, if you can not go home, you know where to hide - in the bathroom.
11. And in order to take mail or go out to the store for bread, you do it like this:
12. Even earlier you never said the following:
The bigger, the better!
13. But, of course, you said this:
I am reading. Come out of my room.
14. You know how to spend an excellent evening.
15. Well, this phrase is just about you!
I'll go to myself, hide from the sun and cancel plans with everyone.
16. At parties, you are the person who is sitting in an embrace with a snack.
17. Your ideal weekend looks like this:
18. If you are in a society of people for a long time, there comes a time when you urgently need to be alone.
19. And this is your idea of a perfect holiday.
20. On weekends around the house you often walk around in cozy pajamas.
Maybe you'll finally get dressed?
21. You do not wear earphones in order to listen to music, but that no one clings to you with their conversations.
22. Simply "adore" the moments when, while working in the library, someone must sit down to you.
23. Do I need to work at home, not at the office? Yes please!
24. This looks really frightening:
25. And this is the place where you can really relax:
26. Have your friends already become accustomed (or almost accustomed?) To the fact that you do not like to sit around in a café, in any other crowded places.
- Sorry I'm late.
- What happened?
- Nothing ... I just did not want to come.
27. You just want people to accept you as you are, and not try to pull it out every time to a party.
"Can not you understand that I'm happy to be alone?"
28. Yes-yes, you are an introvert and at the same time a wonderful listener.
29. Do not forget that there are many superstars, like you, introverts. Here, for example, Meryl Streep and Albert Einstein.
30. And you do not always like the company of people.
You embarrass me.
31. You know how blissful it is to spend the evening at home, covered in a rug and enjoying your favorite food.
Oh, this fragrant cheese!