Is that really true?
1. You prefer to spend evenings at home.
Unfortunately, I already have plans with the STS channel.
2. You shudder, realizing that he graduated from the institute as many as 10 years ago.
Do you remember * shmyg * how did you slaughter every Friday on the last * wipe away a tear * lecture? * crying *
3. The hangover is now very long-lasting.
Oh God, what is happening to me? I will never drink again.
4. The children of celebrities grew up.
Yes, Britney's sons are already 12 and 11 years old!
5. You prefer to overpay for a direct flight.
I will cut other expenses, but please do not make me fly through Moscow with three transplants.
6. Comfortable shoes seem more attractive.
7. Now you are afraid of New Year's holidays.
I did not sleep all night to kiss a dog? The madhouse!
A crowd to the people! You can not go to bed! And I should be fun of this ?! I feel incredible pressure.
8. Your stomach has forgotten how to digest cheap food.
A bottle of Gaviscon turned into your best friend.
9. At any of your parties, there is at least one child.
10. Your childhood is sold in vintage shops.
11. You voluntarily eat cabbage for lunch.
It is healthy and beautiful to the taste.
12. Simultaneous greetings to pimples and wrinkles.
I'm a monster!
13. You now do not hesitate to fart.
14. You do not know a single YouTube star.
Who are all these people? Teenagers ?!
15. Needlework seems much more attractive.
And you can knit sitting on the couch.
16. "Being comfortable" begins to displace all other interests.
17. Your back is hurting badly when you perform such a difficult task as a morning ascent from a bed.
18. Your divorce was recorded as "free" in Facebook.
19. You're not freaking out when you realize that you have no plans for Saturday night.
But 10 years ago, you immediately began to experience, feeling like a complete loser, which no one likes.
Now: finally a quiet evening !!
20. Trainers became your favorite piece of clothing.
21. All the advertising photos depict people who are younger than you.
22. You understand that in the bar you order the same thing as your mother.
Chardonnay? Pinot grigio? Merlot?
23. The happiest hour of the day - it's time to go home ?!
24. The teen slang pisses you off.
25. Students remind you of small children.
26. Recipes from culinary shows already fall into your cookbook
Yes, in your personal, not my mother's! And on the shelf in the pantry are jars of conservation preserved ...
27. A trip to the cottage with parents is no longer a punishment, but a rest!
28. Idol of youth Kate Winslet has already tightened her face!
29. At work, you got the first intern!
But it was just 10 years ago that you were the new brat!
30. Your life has calmed down a little.
And you seem to be happy about that.