If your girl works as a teacher, then prepare to plunge into the school past and feel like a first-graders.
1. You can forget about night dates in the middle of the week. It's out of the question!
This will not happen.
2. You do not expect anything special, except for a full sleep after 10 pm.
I'm looking forward to the time when I can sleep!
3. If you are the owner of the late biorhythm of "owl", then, of course, you will be delighted that your girl is "lark" and a very early recovery is guaranteed to you!
4. For your girlfriend to lie in bed at the weekend means to wake up at 7 am.
5. Most of your appointments on Fridays will end up eating pizza in front of the TV on the couch.
6. And you will look forward to school holidays!
And, finally, you can get drunk in the middle of the week!
7. Your vacation will depend on the vacation time, and you will become the "lucky" owner of the most expensive tickets anywhere.
Great news, guys! I spent all my savings!
8. You will experience a real delight from the number of children around your girl. There will be a lot of them, and constantly!
Everywhere teenagers!
9. But the best holiday for teachers is the New Year, when you can safely fill up the annual supply of chocolates and chocolate for free!
10. And if you're lucky, you can replenish the supplies of booze.
I want all the alcohol.
11. Over time, you will get used to the fact that the cold will become your constant companion.
Ironically, children are an excellent bearer of the infection and it is worth to reconcile with this.
12. And not only a cold, but all childhood illnesses will visit you from time to time.
Therefore, go to the hospital in advance.
13. From time to time, you will feel like a guilty child, when a girl will lecture you on correct behavior.
Please, pull yourself together!
It is advisable that not during sex ...
14. Sometimes you will see your girl all in sequins and paint.
Especially if her students are 6 years old.
15. And you will also feel that your girlfriend always carries a ton of paper and books.
16. Most likely, your house will look like a scrap heap.
17. You will never meet a person who will be so happy with office supplies, like your girlfriend.
18. Teacher's gossip will grab so much that you will feel that in the world there is nothing better than this.
Interesting! I like! Yet!
19. And, of course, you will express your own opinion on each story, even if you are completely incompetent in this and have never met children.
And you will look forward to when your girlfriend will return home and share the details of this or that story.
20. In addition to everything, each time you will be surprised by the cleverness of some students who are able to mock their test answers to a loss of heart rate.
21. You will become more stress-resistant when you survive the first quarter ending with your girlfriend.
Guys, how to say ... it was bad.
The end of the quarter is a real test.
22. It is important to remember that the end of the quarter involves an increase in working time.
Most often the work ends much later than 3 pm.