17 crazy things that you can buy from an online store

Online shopping is considered a fairly common phenomenon in almost all segments of the population of any country. And in fact, it is possible to make all kinds of purchases in one click.

It is convenient, modern and time-consuming. In the global Internet there is an infinite number of Internet sites where you can buy various goods. One of the largest and most popular is the Chinese site Taobao, which offers its customers a huge range of diverse products. The goods are so unpredictable that in search of a treasured thing, you may well come across the wonders of Chinese ingenuity and imagination. Cautiously, fasting can cause fits of laughter and misunderstanding of what is happening!

1. Simulator for the harmony of the face.

Japanese invention, which guarantees clients a facelift of the face without plastic surgery. In just a few minutes a day, you will change the features of your face beyond recognition and give your muscles elasticity. One small nuance that should embarrass the buyer is the implausible kind of model with an artificial nipple in the mouth, which promises to fix the shape of the face without the intervention of a scalpel. Do not you think that it resembles a rubber sex toy !?

2. A named set of postcards.

Only Chinese manufacturers understand the purpose for which such postcards are created.

3. Snail mucus.

For anybody, it's no secret that snail mucus is an excellent anti-aging remedy. Creams with mucus are quite expensive and in some cities they can not be found. The Chinese make life easier for everyone on the planet and offer to buy from their site a snail mixture in special packages that can be applied directly to face masks. The effect is likely to shock you.

4. Funny plush pajamas.

If the whole world is accustomed that only the teddy bears from the toy store can be plush, then the Chinese are sure that plush pajamas are much nicer. Appearance pajamas clearly amuse the designers of home clothes, but upset manufacturers of fancy dresses, because in their market segment appeared a serious competitor. Believe me, do not buy this outfit as pajamas, so as not to spoil the psyche of neither yourself nor the people around you.

5. Stylish kit for dogs.

To change a four-legged pet is an interesting and amusing activity, but in everything there should be a measure. Lovely suits on the Chinese site go beyond "decency" in the canine environment, so forget about them even before you see.

6. A linen bag for man's dignity.

Strange goods with no less strange destination, which defies any logical explanation. Looking at the photo, in the head there is only one question: "Why ?!"

7. Cardigan for the cat.

Of course, among the owners of cats, there are those who practice street walks with cats. But still most of the cats are domesticated and afraid of "podoezdnoy" life. Chinese manufacturers believe that any self-respecting owner and his cat should not walk around the house naked, so they came up with a soft cardigan for a cat with a variety of natural colors. And let your lazy cat feel like a leopard!

8. Whitening products for face skin.

Unfortunately, skin whitening products are still popular. Therefore, on Taobao you can find various skin bleaches from different manufacturers, which guarantee a stunning result, comparable with the use of Botox. Forget about this as a nightmare if you do not want to become the owner of a "waxy" face that looks unnatural.

9. Terribly wrinkled navel.

Perhaps in some way this doll reflects reality, and babies are born with wrinkles. But such a frightening beauty should in no case become a toy in the hands of children, so as not to injure their psyche.

10. Clothing with vulgar inscriptions.

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On the site, anyone who wishes, if of course there is such, can order a sweatshirt or a T-shirt with a vulgar inscription. What is the emotional and visual purpose of such clothes is incomprehensible. But condemning attention to your person is guaranteed.

11. Tom Cruise's head.

Such goods should remain without comments.

12. The head of Bruce Willis.

Tom Cruise can be calm. The Chinese "admire" not only them. Presumably, you can create your own blockbuster in the bedroom, hanging your head on the legs of the bed. Although, most likely you will create yourself a room of horrors.

13. Drinking mixture from the blood.

An interesting version of the attributes for Halloween. The kit for blood transfusion looks quite realistic, and those around you will doubt for a long time if you are a vampire.

14. Costume for cosplay.

To date, cosplay - dressing up in fairy-tale cartoon characters - has gained relatively high popularity throughout the world. In China, many young people are engaged in cosplay, who are willing to spend round sums to purchase the costumes of their favorite characters. Therefore, the Taobao website is ready for everyone to offer a huge selection of eccentric images.

15. Tablets for male potency.

The Chinese site presents a huge range of sex products for various purposes. One of the most familiar products are tablets to increase potency. The Chinese offer buyers a superfood that can improve men's dignity and give pleasure for hours. If the most numerous nation on the planet thinks so, then the pills really work.

16. Rubber sex doll in the form of David Beckham.

All the fans of the English football player can rejoice, because now you can touch Beckham's body not only his wife Victoria. Universal doll for erotic comforts remotely resembles David, but this little nuance is eclipsed by its ability to rotate all limbs and other important "details". True, before you enjoy the beautiful rubber body of Beckham, you will have to work hard, inflating it.

17. An unexplained sex toy.

The invention of the Chinese sex industry, which defies logic. And in general, it is quite difficult to imagine what can be done with "this"!