And you'd better remember them ...
1. You have such a sweet face.
Thank you. And thanks for looking me from head to foot. So, as if you overpower yourself by saying this compliment ...
2. Do not worry, some guys like this type.
Bye, girl.
What kind of type? Human?
3. If you lost weight a little, you would be a really hot little thing.
The ignorant.
If you were not such an idiot, you, too, might be a hot thing.
4. I would like to have the same kind of self-confidence and in my figure as you ...
Do you think you made a compliment? In fact, it sounded like this: "Look, how this fat monkey is proud of its bodies!" Very nice.
5. It should be good when you do not need to constantly go to workouts.
Honey, you would have been a forest.
Actually, I'm training. Just not everyone who regularly visits the gym has a press.
6. We would invite you to a shopping trip, but we are not sure if you will be able to find something in the store ...
You will be surprised, but I wear the same clothes as you. However, I thank you for worrying about my wounded fat.
7. I would like to eat everything that I want.
Of course, I'm eating breakfast, lunch and dinner at McDonald's. Has recovered, so what to lose.
8. Do you try to lose weight?
It seems that this is the greatest ignorant stupidity.
Well no.
9. It's all because you do not count servings!
Yes, choke on you!
Cool, I love advice about dietary nutrition, especially when I do not ask them!
10. Melissa McCarthy successfully fights with extra pounds!
It would be better if you did not climb into my business, then I do not have to give you in the jaw ...
It's wonderful that the actress managed to gather, overcome all fears and do something with her figure.
11. I do not understand why women who are overweight can not be called fat, and thin skinny can be.
Vesizm is not cool. But fortunately, culture does not allow you to call you stupid, lazy, miserable, ugly.
12. But what kind of breasts do you have?
Well thank God, though there is something good in my appearance.
13. Black slim, you know?
I love black. And I like colorful clothes. And with prints varied.
14. Do you eat because you are sad?
I'll complement it with a piece of cheese.
I eat, because without food I will die. As well as you, by the way.
Yes, I'm overweight ...
But I look INCREDIBLE at the same time!