"My own do not understand": Russian inscriptions in foreign films

"My own do not understand" is taking on an alarming scale!

Hollywood no longer considers it necessary to select Russian actors for the performance or voice of Russian-speaking characters, and online translators have long ousted consulting language speakers. Do not believe in the seriousness of the problem? Then take a look at these films in the pictures intended for hire in our country!

1. "Bourne Identification"

And really, well, why bother ... Yes, we have every second guy called Lishtfum Ashf!

2. "Terminal"

Yes, to the hero of Tom Hanks in general, no questions - judging by the driver's license issued in Belarus Gomel, he is just a girl - Gulina Gulnara Nadirauna, and Victor Navorski was due to the Latin transliteration.

3. The Octopus

Is there any difference between the letters "Ч" and "У"? For issuing editors, this is the same letter. Well, and accordingly - one of the most common mistakes in such films.

4. "Max Payne"

But here again - Urii coats from sable!

5. The Red Planet

The best way to create a "Russian" entourage is to bring together many, many, and many Russian letters ...

6. "In the Prison of the Cosmos"

But does not it look like a normal monitor for the average Russian?

7. "Heavenly Captain and the World of the Future"

History with a lot of Russian letters does not give a breakdown. Who reads them so much?

8. "Hitman"

And anyway, what difference does it make which way to write them?

9. "Fantastic Four"

Whether it is not enough, what there at us physiological differences. What if she really is?

10. "The Alien"

Well, in this case, we hope that "trolling" will not be assigned to us! They themselves are to blame ...

11. Iron Man 2

Well, yes, Boris with an unconventional orientation will not surprise us! And "Now" instead of "Live" sounds even somehow more convincing ...

12. "From Russia, with Love"

Agree - pulling and dihat doors are always so exciting!

13. "Independence Day"

Wow, this cloud of Fiznaznon is so dangerous that Novosihorsk threatens to "yoi!"

14. "Straighten the gyrations"

At us practically all is very accessible, the main thing to press "OKEYO"!

15. "12 monkeys"

Yes, this is so that the enemy does not guess!

16. "Communication"

If a person is talented, then this is ... for a whole year!

17. "Chuck"

Well, the warning is quite common. Whether it is not enough that ...

18. "Agents Shch.I.T."

In the harsh Siberian zone, behind this dangerous point they go exclusively in the 13th series of the third season of the series!

19. "Straighten the gyrations"

At secret nuclear warhead factories, you can produce anything, even such syrups ...

20. Doctor Zhivago

In the distant 1905, the proletarians were not up to the grammar!

21. "Citizen X"

But during the Cold War, even a dedicated portable tape recorder could warn of danger!

22. It looks like it's ... the end!