When you turn 30, the attitude towards many things changes.
And if you understand that your crazy parties end up to 11, the best rest is a dream, and your favorite drink is tea, then you come here.
1. It's too late.
Earlier: somewhere in 3-4 hours of the morning.
After thirty: it's any time after 11 pm.
2. Sun protection
Earlier: it was a hat and, at best, an umbrella.
After thirty: beach vacation only with SPF cream45.
3. To be cut out
Before: too much drunk led to a short-term loss of memory at night.
After thirty: get out of fatigue at 8 pm, without even having time to take off your work clothes.
4. Metabolism
Before: it is a blessing from above to eat and drink anything you want.
After thirty: a terrible curse that turns every piece of pizza into fat on your hips.
5. The series "Friends"
Before: show about people who seemed very old to you.
After thirty: a series about those who are younger than you.
6. Too Drunk
Before: a lot of cocktails and beer!
After thirty: two glasses of wine on an empty stomach.
7. Acne
Before: they appear from everything.
After thirty: will I grow old with pimples?
I'm a monster!
8. Refusal
Before: wounded almost to death.
After thirty: the next!
Your loss, baby!
9. Concert
Before: dancing all night.
After thirty: "I just want to sit comfortably and enjoy good music. Is this too much?"
10. Heartburn
Earlier: your parents complained about it.
After thirty: oh, my unfortunate esophagus! How painful it is!
11. The Idiot
Before: you had a date today because he's cute.
After thirty: no, no, not in any way, good-bye.
12. Youth
Previously: high school students.
After thirty: literally all twenty years old.
13. New clothes
Previously: a couple of new things from Gloria Jeans or Austin.
After thirty: you need to order yourself a new dress at the dressmaker or choose a suitable model in the shops of Elena Miro.
Sports pants on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
14. When I was at your age
Earlier: from the lips of older relatives it sounded very funny.
After thirty: this is what you talk about with sadness and full seriousness.
15. Hotel
Formerly: hostel or guesthouse for 8 persons.
After thirty: any place with a normal bed, which can be paid by credit card.
Back pain
Earlier: it can be earned by dragging something heavy.
After thirty: with this you wake up every fucking morning.
17. Rock music
Formerly: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Time Machine
After thirty: the music you listened to in high school.
18. Dark Circles
Before: you obviously did not get enough sleep.
After thirty: with them you wake up every morning.
19. 2000 thousandth
Earlier: at this time you were fans of Avril Lavigne and wore cowboy jeans.
After thirty: the current high school students were born just in the 2000s.
Where did my youth go?
20. Divorce
Before: it happened to your mom and dad or parents of friends.
After thirty: it happens to your friends.
21. Preparation
Previously: the amount of alcohol drunk before entering the club.
After thirty: the number of green smoothies drunk before a serious tourist route or bike ride.
22. Anti-wrinkle cream
Formerly: a beautiful jar from my mother's closet.
After thirty: an important topic for discussions with girlfriends and searches on forums.
23. Get up early
Before: wake up at 8 am in order to go out with friends to the beach.
After thirty: wake up at 8 in order to go to the market (good meat is parsed first).
24. To be alone
Before: excellent, you can flirt with a mysterious stranger at a party.
After thirty: be the only one who does not show off family photos on social networks.
Happy Valentine's day!
25. Diluted alcohol
Earlier: it was time for a party and homemade cocktails.
After thirty: even just thinking about it hurts the stomach.
26. Irregular breathing
Before: fantasize about what you can pick up that cute undergraduate.
After thirty: fantasize in secret, because he, like all the handsome, is already married.
27. Gossip
Earlier: they are so terrible that they can depress you.
After thirty: it's funny, is it really something that someone can worry about ?!
28. Tverking
Before: your coolest dance move.
After thirty: it's no longer for you.
29. Twenty
Before: the time you were terribly bored.
After thirty: fortunately, this age is long gone, because to be thirty-year-old is very cool!
Thirty years old, sexy and successful.