12 standard female problems: advice from guys

We have assembled a group of six guys who are good at solving problems. Our specialists are Alex (32), Egor (29), Peter (28), Max (22), Boris (27) and Andrey (29).

1. Hair stuck to the painted lips.

Alex: With your finger, take your hair off.

Max: Add accent with the lip gloss. Spread the entire strand with a shine, and you will be called Kesha.

Andrei: Make it look like it should be like this.

2. Pantyhose opened the arrow.

Max: Urgently catch her back.

Egor: I 'll have to sew it up.

Alex: Super-glue.

Peter: How much are they dear to you?

Andrew: Like an arrow smears varnish? Or not?

Boris: I have no idea what this phrase means.

3. You constantly lose hair.

Peter: In order not to lose, reel the hair on your wrist.

Alex: Look under the sink, there's no hair, but maybe you'll find cockroaches.

Peter: Stapler? Just attach them with a stapler.

Boris: Look in the bathtub.

4. You just made up your nails, when suddenly you wanted to use the toilet. What to do?

Alex: Are you a Chinese Empress? You will suffer.

Andrew: The color of the fingernails, sitting on the toilet.

Max: Act like an adult. Take the forceps to pull off your pants.

Boris: We need to set priorities correctly. The desire to go to the toilet can lead to physical implosion, and lubricated nail polish is a full-fledged post-traumatic syndrome.

Peter: Just take your best friend with you to the toilet, which will help you take off your pants.

5. There is too much free space in the cup of the bra.

Alex: A paper towel will help solve this problem.

Andrei: Just do not wear this bra.

Egor: It's time to return to a smaller size.

Peter: Fill two small sachets of rice and put them in the cups.

Alex: And you can still fill the bags with wet sand or flour.

Andrei: What about scotch tape? Can just stick the breast to the sconce?

Boris: Drink more water.

6. Bra straps are constantly slipping.

Alex: Puncture them with special sponges that are used in seat belt machines.

Max: Find the garbage can and burn the bra with a cry: "Long live the equality of the sexes!" And then go to the store and choose a model with adjustable straps.

Boris: You just grew out of it. Buy a larger bra.

Andrei: Stop wearing a bra.

7. It's time to pluck your eyebrows, but you can not find your tweezers.

Peter: I was faced with this problem. Take the two keys from the car and put them together - you will get tweezers. I can show you how it works.

Alex: I was also going to say about the car keys. Take the key and go to the store for this damn tweezers.

Egor: Do not get upset, anyway, no guy will notice the extra hairs on your face.

Andrei: Pull them out with your hands. Or ask for tweezers from a girlfriend.

8. The wind lifts the skirt.

Alex: Lice coins or fishing weights in the hem.

Egor: Or tie the skirt to the shoes with a fishing line.

Alex: Car keys are also effective. They can be sewn to the hem.

9. How do I go to the toilet in a jumpsuit?

Andrei: It sucks. You will have to undress completely.

Peter: You need to create a jumpsuit with buttons on the pope.

Egor: Try to stretch the leg and pee in the hole.

Alex: You can go to the toilet without taking off the suit. It just will be wet and smell bad.

Max: Take the scissors and cut out the hole of the right size.

10. Walking in high heels - it's very painful.

Alex: Get drunk and you will not care.

Max: And in the commercials of the model without problems even run on stiletto heels.

Egor: Buy your shoes on the platform.

Max: Carry changeable ballet flats that you can hide in your purse.

Andrew: Taxi.

11. Your jewelry is again confused.

Peter: Buy a thick gold chain - she definitely will not get confused.

Alex: I know! Stretch each chain through a straw for a cocktail.

Max: Buy miniature hooks and a drill with the smallest diameter in the hardware store. Just drilled a hole in the wall and attach the hooks.

Boris: Stop buying jewelry. Remember that 2 chains are always confused in one big knot.

12. Mascara flowed and you looked like a panda.

Egor: Put on your sunglasses.

Peter: Make a tattoo of black eyelashes on the eyelids.

Max: Spread your cheek with ink - let everyone think that you are a football fan.

Boris: Finish your image and put a hoop on the panda's ears.

Hmm, it seems that the guys are not able to solve the problems of girls. But their advice is so funny to read.

Hammer on them!