I like you so much that I love you ^ _ ^
1. Your sexual and social life is very closely intertwined.
2. The first, to whom you go for advice - your second half.
Life is shit! Then for a while everything gets better, but after all it still flies into the pipe.
3. Quarrel with your favorite friends is not easy, because the main people you want to complain about are they.
I really like your body, but when you start talking, the brain doubts the correctness of my choice ...
4. Fortunately, quarrels mostly relate not to relationships, but to those who dared to eat the last candy.
What a fuck you are.
Favorite people can be very honest and respectable, but when it comes to the last candy ...
5. You can easily cheer each other "stains."
It's love, baby!
6. You always know what to give each other for the holidays.
7. It's not boring for you to do nothing together.
Moreover, sometimes doing nothing for you is the best way to share a pastime.
8. You calmly talk with each other on any topic.
Being a woman is disgusting.
9. Sometimes you wear one another's clothes.
Swapping sweaters!
If you ever part, you will definitely argue about who will get what sweaters.
10. You have common friends.
11. You infect each other with your hobbies.
It's the same as mine. So it's more correct to say: this is ours.
12. You do not mind gossiping about your friends. OK, you are constantly gossiping about them.
They broke up!!!
13. The TV has become a full member of your family.
14. Sometimes you do absolutely non-sexual things.
Take it, wipe my nose with my sleeve, I do not mind!
15. When you ask how you look, you always expect an honest answer.
You look awful! I look wonderful.
16. When people tell you that you are a perfect couple, it seems strange.
We're weird. True, this is our chip. We are real.
17. Romantic? It's not about you.
She seems to me as cute as a potato. Thank you!