Is it possible not to smile, or even laugh, looking at this four-footed wonder? Favorite dog always knows how to inadvertently make the owner laugh, make you laugh with all your heart. He knows that laughter prolongs life.
1. No, it's a doggy. Do not try to become a yogi.
2. No, it's not necessary to eat your dinner, prank.
3. No, it is not necessary to meet your master from work.
4. Actually it's not a window. You do not have to put your face down there.
5. By the word "game" we did not mean it. Better go, learn to bring the ball.
6. Okay, maybe catching a ball is not yours.
7. How? How did you manage to curl up in this way, and even fall asleep in this position?
8. Please cease to do so in such a way.
9. No, you will go further. Come on, get up.
10. Who knows how to beg for delicious.
11. No, this door is not designed for this.
12. Are you kidding? Are you afraid of him? A dog, you must protect us.
13. Can he tell him that it's not a lounger, but a raccoon?
14. An ideal parody of the seal, but you are a dog. Dog. Do you understand?
15. Dog, please. What are you doing?
16. And so every trip. Why does he take offense at me?
17. That's how every time he asks to enter.
18. I did not mean this when I asked you to sit down.
19. Hey, little dog!
20. Are you all right? Why do you look at me as if I were guilty of something?
21. Something you're sleeping on the run, kid. Maybe go already to the lounger?
22. No, not this.
23. Go play in the street.
24. "My perekusik!"
25. And this is how we walk.
26. Well, the dog!
27. "Do not ask how I came to be here. Just get me. "
28. How do you think, who are you, doggie?
29. All right, yours is taken.