Most girls at parties at some point do not understand where they are and what is happening around them. Therefore, so often Internet users become unwitting witnesses to insane and rash pictures of the fair sex.
Girls, remember, if your alcoholic measure and self-esteem left you, but promised to return - you need to urgently go home. Otherwise you risk becoming, at least a clowness in all your photos, which will be available to millions of people on the Internet.
1. All the girls' parties begin with a long photo session with friends called "Before the Cocktail."
2. And still everyone knows the photo languages, which often accompany all photos of girls at parties.
3. But the worst is the photo, where female friendship is expressed in "language contact" with a friend.
4. And, of course, everyone is familiar with the situation when none of the photos look decent, so it must be removed and resubmitted again.
5. Of course, every girl at least once received a whole list of compliments to her own friend, who had already had a drink.
You are much more beautiful than Cinderella. Your aroma resembles pine needles, and the features of your face are like sunlight.
6. But all the compliments to the girlfriends will change as soon as you start to sober up.
Oh no. You're pretty nice.
7. All girls have a unique ability that becomes too communicative when they drink a little. And no one ever bothers that such communication takes place in the toilet.
8. Although sometimes this communication allows you to get yourself new friends and next time to go to a party with them. Such is the cycle of girlish communication.
9. Everyone needs to know that the toilet at the party is the center of communication, where friendly waves envelop virtually everyone and everything.
10. That's why the queue in the women's toilet is always longer, although it looks much more ridiculous from the outside.
11. For some girls at parties, everything becomes possible. And, first of all, it concerns a man's toilet, after visiting which you feel unrealistically steep.
12. If a man's toilet becomes a mere trifle for girls at parties, then doroguschie shoes with a high heel - an extra accessory, hampering the movement.
13. At parties there is a chain reaction of all the girls who try to copy each other.
14. Therefore, absolutely all girls know that a slightly crooked gait after high heels will become a standard of beauty among the same.
15. All girls are familiar with the moment when a favorite melody is heard and half of the girls become extremely overexcited, that sometimes they can not cope with their body.
16. Well, of course, not a single girly party can not do without the former guys that appear in the same club.
17. And the girls in such a situation at parties start to unite in groups to combat the past.
18. And as a variant of the struggle, the girls arrange "dirty" dances with each other.
19. But all this happens until one of the girls' group is too close to the stranger.
20. Which, of course, becomes Unique and Unique at the exact moment and in that situation and with that dose of alcohol consumed.
I would like to touch his press!
21. And it is then that someone from friends comes into play who are forced to resolve the current situation.
Fuck off, you asshole!